Reread in October 2012 and dropped rating from 3 stars to 2.I really have to wonder why I rated this book 3 stars in the first place. There was one really good line in it and the rest was eye-rolling, groan-worthy, or both. The good line? "Confused and fearful as he was, this one thing Tom knew for certain. No man ever took another man's balls in his mouth to mock him."The rest of it? Asshole Law apparently experienced love at first sight with Tom and his heart was positively broken to discover Tom shacked up with Law's cousin. Oh poor little rich boy! Once Tom's single, Asshole Law swoops in and carries Tom off, then proceeds to do something that looked disturbingly like date rape. But the Magic Penis is magic, and after being date raped Tom is now head-over-heels in love with Law. Various things happen after that, with Tom experiencing agonies thinking his love is not returned. Because God forbid Law actually talk to him, or communicate with him at all. But then - surprise! - it turns out Law has loved him all along and whisks him off to HEA.Oh yeah, and somewhere in there was an utterly unrealistic scene on a Harley. Law never rides motorcycles, but somehow has the skill to ride a Harley as if it were a sportbike in the hands of a racer. Uh huh. Ugh.
